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8 Witty Cross Stitch Patterns

May 1, 2015 by Larissa Coleman Leave a Comment

 

If you’re looking for something a bit different than the traditional cross stitch patterns, look no further! These 8 witty and humorous cross stitch patterns are sure to bring a smile to your face.

From silly phrases to hilarious illustrations, these patterns are perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor to their stitching projects.

Whether you want to create a one-of-a-kind card, a humorous wall hanging, or just stitch a fun design for yourself, these patterns are the perfect choice. So why not take a break from the usual patterns and add some fun to your next cross stitch project with these 8 light-hearted designs!

These patterns are also a great gift idea for someone who loves to stitch and appreciates a good laugh. So what are you waiting for? Get started on your next cross stitch project today!

 

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This week, we’ve gathered the greatest hand-embroidery patterns for you to try! We offer something for everyone, whether you’re a novice or an expert. Our free patterns range from simple cross-stitch designs to more complicated flower and animal motifs. With so many designs to select from, you’re bound to find one that matches your taste. Our designs are extremely simple to follow, so even if you’re a novice, you’ll be able to complete your project with ease. So why not give it a shot? You’ll be shocked at how quickly you can accomplish your own embroidered creations. It’s also a terrific way to find creative expression and unwind after a busy day. So take your needles.

Please note that these patterns were free at the time of writing these cross-stitch articles. Lots of free cross stitch and embroidery patterns come and go online, so if you find a great pattern or perhaps one of the links to the cross stitch patterns below does not work, then please drop a comment below and let us know.

Looking for more curated lists? Check out these Embroidery and Needlework Patterns.  For supplies, we highly recommend purchasing directly from DMC threads.

 

 

1- Don’t Go Bacon My Heart from Nerdy Little Stitcher

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2- Be Nice Or Leave from DIY Network

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3- Don’t Make Me Cut You from Subversive Cross Stitch

  friends

4- All My Friends from Sprite Stitch

bigbooks

5- I Like Big Books from Mental Floss

cat

6- Funny Cat Cross Stitch from Craftsy

wifi

7- Home Is Where The Wifi Is from Country Living

poison

8- Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food from Cut Out and Keep

 

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