In your own best interests: Stitch an owl cosy

I’m still laughing. Deadlyknitshade posted the following on Crafty Crafty:

A lonely egg sitting in its egg cup slowly cooling while you’re waiting for your toast to cook. It’s a tragic part of many a morning and quite frankly it has to stop. You could go out into the woods with a pocketful of rodent meat and a owl call whistle to tempt an owl to come and perch warmly on your egg while you wait or you could sew yourself an owl egg cosy. The choice is yours.

If you choose the latter course of action, be sure to get deadlyknitshade’s free pattern for the sweet cosy shown here. Get the details and the link from her post.